• Female co-worker: Ugh, that creep at table three is still asking me for my number.
  • Me: Yea, earlier he asked me if you were single...
  • Male co-worker: You know, you'd think you'd take it as a compliment. I mean guys hit on you two all the time and you always seem creeped out.
  • Female co-worker: Well yea... because when someone asks for your number three days in a row even after you've said no it is kinda fucking creepy.
  • Me: Plus you realise that whenever a guy is being really persistent like that all a girl is ever thinking is that she hopes he's not going to try and attack her.
  • Male co-worker: Wait... girls actually worry about that?
  • Me: Yea.
  • Female co-worker: literally all the time...
  • Male co-worker: so when I'm hitting on a girl that's not interested...
  • Me: She'll probably be really polite in case you get mad
  • Female co-worker: and she's also probably subtly scanning the bar for her friends.
  • Male co-worker: Oh my god...
  • Me: Yea...
  • Male co-worker: Men are such dicks.
  • Female co-worker: Preaching to the choir.